The curse of the sequel (or TOTCATOTYLWAGATOTYL)

Great Christmas present – New Random Writers Anthology out on December 12th. Pre-order the Kindle version here! Or order the paperback here today! We will now resume your normal programming…

The sophomore slump. Second album/year/season syndrome.

We’ve all suffered through it – the disappointing follow-up to something we loved. It’s clearly not easy to create a follow-up to something successful, regardless of how you define success. And fans often end up let down by whatever comes after. Continue reading

Something Rich and Strange – A New Anthology

Fantastic news everyone! The pre-order page for the new anthology by The Random Writers is up on Amazon!

CoverEntitled “Something Rich and Strange: the Past is Prologue”, it is a collection of 14 stories, all of which take as their inspiration a legend, myth or fairy-tale, place it in a real historic context, and imagine what would happen after the original story ended.

At least 12 of the stories are fantastic, in every way. I think that my two are pretty good too, but then I would say that – as for the final judgement, I’ll leave that up to you.

In any case, the Kindle e-book can be pre-ordered here now, from Amazon. The paperback will be available to order on the launch-date, which is 12th December.

Honestly, I’m incredibly excited about this book. If anything, I think it’s even better than last year’s A Seeming Glass, which was pretty damn good too. (And if you haven’t read that yet, go get it as an appetiser for the new one).

Myths and Fairytales – Why oh why?

The world into which Homo Sapiens emerged 200,000 years ago was a pretty harsh place. Individual humans wouldn’t have been the strongest, or the quickest creatures in the world of the time. They didn’t have the warm coats of some animals, or the sharp teeth of others, couldn’t climb as well as the ones who were neither vicious nor fast – in many respects, it’s amazing that the species survived at all, let alone thrived to the extent that we have.

But we did, and why?

Because of two things: co-operation and stories (the former only made possible by the latter).

Because we learned to communicate with one another about the dangers outside the cave.

Because Mr Ug was able to tell Miss Gar that there was a hairy creature with big teeth that could run really fast and if she watched out for it very carefully and hid in a hole when she saw it coming, she’d be OK (an early example of mansplaining).

And then someone figured out how to start a fire, someone else fashioned stone tools. And they told stories about what they were, how to use them, when to hold them and when to throw them to the ground and run (an early example of Kenny Rogers).

And then the human race spread across the world, and the dangers from wild animals receded a little. As we became “civilised” in towns and cities, it was people themselves who became the dangers. We began to tell stories of conflict – of the battles between the gods (Tiamat in Babylonian mythology attempting to avenge the murder of her husband, Abzu, being defeated by Marduk, and her body used to create the world), and of human’s incidental involvement in them, legitimising ancient enmities (the siege of Troy and numerous others).

We told stories of love and devotion (Isis and Nephthys together combing Egypt for Osiris’s dismembered body, together restoring it to wholeness so that Isis could conceive his child; OK, seriously weird and twisted, but that – as you will see – is kinda my point) to remind us that love is something divinely inspired. After all, if the gods can love as completely and single-mindedly as this, then why can’t we?

And then there are the tales that simply warn us that other humans are scary.

Vampires – or creatures fitting the common description of vampires – are prevalent across many cultures. I’m no expert, but a quick glance at Wikipedia gives us the vetalas in ancient Indian folklore, vyrkolakas in Greece, moroi in Romania, the impundulu of Southern Africa, the patasola in South America, and the Cullens of Stephanie Meyer.

All of them serving the same purpose: warning the listener to be wary – either these creatures hide in the forests waiting to pounce, or they disguise themselves as humans and lure you away to do nasty things to you. So, children, be careful! (Or be so pale that you are dangerously attractive to both vampires and werewolves).

The mythologies were complex, because – as any author knows – you need to have a compelling backstory to your characters, but the fundamental message was always the same: the world is a dangerous place, so be careful.

Since then, we’ve taken away the edge from a lot of the stories. I mean, very few love stories these days have a woman and her husband’s mistress flying around the country trying to sew the husband’s body back together so that she can conceive a child and gain revenge on the man who chopped him up. (Although… mental note for a new idea for a novel).

Even the folk tales that have survived have been diluted. Very few of us know the version of Rumpelstiltskin (the inspiration for my “The Straw Man” in “A Seeming Glass”) where he stamps his right foot so hard that it sinks into the ground, and in a rage he pulls at his left leg so hard that he tears his own body in two.

Or the one where the king who finds Sleeping Beauty is not so chivalrous when he first finds her asleep. And the story called “How Children Played Slaughter with One Another” (though the translation of the title varies) from the early Grimms’ Fairy Tales is probably not one that would be classed as a fairy tale at all anymore. For the last two, I’ll spare the details here, but anyone interested can click on the links above.

So the message is that fairy tales, myths, legends etc. are not, at heart, the pleasant, sanitised stories we tell our children. They are hard stories, designed for a hard world, designed to warn children and adults that they shouldn’t expect their prince to come and save them, for a fairy godmother to make their worries go away, or for a magic wand with a phoenix’s feather to be the perfect tool to save the world.

Oddly, exactly the opposite of what our fairy tales do today.

And yet… we still love the darkness. We still love being scared, being warned, being taught lessons.

So, in A Seeming Glass, The Random Writers have tried to resurrect the nastiness of the original stories, but in a way that still feels fresh and new. Remembering what the stories were for, but bearing in mind that the audience needs them to be told in a different way.

Because the world is still a scary place, and it’s still important to know what to do when you see a hairy creature with big teeth that can run really fast.

 

Martin J Gilbert

Release Day! – A Seeming Glass

“O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!” / He chortled in his joy

Lewis Carroll – The Jabberwocky

A Seeming Glass - CoverIt’s here! The launch date has arrived, and “A Seeming Glass” has been unleashed upon the witting and unwitting world(s).

“An original, thought-provoking collection…” – Amazon review

‘Rising Tide’ “has beautiful, flowing prose”; ‘A Transvestanian Encounter’ is “like being hit by a comedy train with eighteen carriages” – Another Amazon review

This is a very proud and exciting moment – a lot of people have put a lot of time, effort, heart and soul into this book, not least JA Ironside and Matthew Willis, our editors.

I’m not going to do an “Oscar speech” thing where I thank the world and her mother (though I should say Thanks World! Thanks World’s Mother!); I’m just going to say that it’s out there, available on Amazon in ebook and paperback formats (link to my Amazon page here, with both formats shown), on Kobo, and probably beamed direct to your brain-box too.

Actually, all the links are available here, so just go there and do it. While you’re there, you can catch up on all of the additional, free short stories that we’ve added over the past few weeks, and can bookmark it to read the additional, still free short stories that will be added over the next few weeks.

I won’t say any more, because it’s stealing time that you could be spending reading “A Seeming Glass”. Or having it beamed directly to your brain-box. Whichever.

New Treat for you all – from L Wilson

Hello!

The release date of A Seeming Glass is approaching quickly. Not quickly enough for me, but that’s the nature of time. Always moving at the wrong pace. Soon enough I’ll want it to slow down again so that we all stop getting older and my kids stay in bed a bit later in the morning. I mean, 6.30 at the weekend – there’s no need for that…

Ahem.

A Seeming Glass - CoverIn the meantime, in case anyone wants to pass those long days and hours between now and the 7th August, L Wilson has something for you to read over on the Random Writers website. A little bit of info on herself and her wonderfully haunting tale.

As ever, the story included in A Seeming Glass is like one of the fairy tales your grandmother told you, but with a very different twist.

Unless your grandmother was slightly odd, in which case it might be exactly like one of her stories.

Anyway, away with you – enjoy the story.

A Seeming Glass – Arriving on 7th August

A beginning: birth.

Breathing – deep heaving breaths. Sounds, lights, words – sensations on skin and time that passes so quickly too quickly to feel.

Less than a year ago – less! – I met some wonderful people at a writer’s conference in York (the old, English one). I had never been to anything writerly before – never thought of myself as a writer, despite doing plenty of writing – but I realised that they were people like me, who had day jobs and troubles and worries and hair and noses, who sat up late at night thinking of strange worlds within worlds, who tried to find the words to turn those ideas into visions and music and rhythm, trying desperately to communicate them with the world outside. Who couldn’t stop even if they wanted to.

And words – heard, understood, learned. Spoken, written, read.

And from there, I found that there was a nice, welcoming community of them: people who have unexpectedly random thoughts, but don’t dismiss them as silly, childish things, but embrace them for what they are – gateways to new worlds and words of wonder. And they dream – big dreams and small dreams, dreams of daggers and the sea, of dragons and swords and dancers and swans. And they write – they create worlds from their dreams for others to luxuriate in.

Smiles and tears, grazed knees and broken hearts, joy and sadness and years pass by.

A Seeming Glass - CoverSo they – we – decided to turn these dreams and words into a book – “A Seeming Glass: a Collection of Reflected Tales”. On the 7th August, it will be available as both an ebook (all the usual formats) and a physical tactile touchable booky book.

And I’m proud and delighted to say that two of my short stories are included: The Straw Man and The Salmon of Knowledge.

I could tell you all about it here, but that would deprive you of the more-than-slightly-excellent website, where you can find a bunch of information about the Random Writers (that’s us), the book, links to where to buy it when it comes out and some cool, free stuff.

What do I mean by cool, free stuff? Well, over the next few weeks, the website will host a series of blogs by each of the writers, talking about how we got involved and why we picked the stories we picked. As a bonus, there will also be a quick bit of fiction, exclusive to the website, fleshing out or adding some context and flavour to the stories included in the anthology.

The first batch of extra stuff is up there now – and it’s mine! Pop over and have a look/read (yes, one of the paragraphs above is in there too, but the rest of it is new, I promise!) and then put a reminder in your calendar for the 7th August.

Actually, pop over regularly, as there’ll be something new going up every week, if not more frequently, and it’s all really good stuff, if I may say so myself.

Enjoy it, bask in the reflection and don’t get lost in the glass, because not everything is as it seems.

Procrastination

“In the old days, writers used to sit in front of a typewriter and stare out of the window. Nowadays, because of the marvels of convergent technology, the thing you type on and the window you stare out of are now the same thing.” – Douglas Adams

We all do lots of different things to put off the tasks we don’t like – and sometimes even the tasks we enjoy, but just don’t feel like doing right now. Continue reading

Walls

People are very good at building walls – we have to be, to survive. Not physical walls (though we are pretty good at building those too), but mental walls, barriers to keep things separated in our minds.

We need to be able to separate things, to put one thing in this box here, another thing in that box there. We know that truth is this thing, fiction another. We know that we might need to be one person in work, but another one at home. Our immediate family is a self-contained unit, our friends another. We need to be aware of all of these things, because some people know some aspects of our lives, others don’t. Continue reading